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My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”
The funny thing about bachelor parties is that men complain about their fiancee/wife bringing up how they feel about strippers on the last day the men are single (as if men are the only ones committed to the relationship). Women bringing up how they feel causes men to have this internal battle about the right thing to do and some men really hate that.
Some men come to “reason” that she doesn’t trust him and/or that she’s controlling. Either way, the problem is usually her. Way to go on making her look like the bad guy while you have other naked women’s tits on your face free of guilt. Of course, some men will brush off their future wife’s wishes because it’s his night = his rules. It’s going to be a fantastic marriage.
Some men can’t compromise just because the thought of them with another naked woman makes their future wife uncomfortable. Because who cares what she feels. It’s not like your future wife compromises anything for you or will forever be catering to your needs and wishes. Forget about honoring your wife, like seriously. She might as well never bring anything up about how she feels about what he does for the rest of their life together and resign into a quiet misery. Good for him for respecting her boundaries and their relationship. Or she can try and establish boundaries with what she will or will not tolerate in a partner and you may respond by having a big fight before the wedding, awesome.
"You seriously don’t see why your future wife - the woman who’s about to pledge undying devotion to you and spend the rest of her life with you - might not want you spending an evening with a bunch of naked chicks rubbing themselves all over you? "
So what’s it gonna be? You’re making history! Because your feelings (ie hard ons for another woman) is more important and you’re gonna have a bitching night with your buds! Or you can prepare yourself and do your first duty as a husband.
Have a classy evening, ladies and gentlemen :)
Disclaimer: There are legit tyrant wives out there (and husbands). But there are valid reasons to why your wife/fiancee would feel the way she does about you and strippers (You’re an idiot and/or a huge-dick-in-denial if you didn’t think that already).
When I was in nursing school, an instructor asked me if I drink. I said no, which was true at the time. She said, “Well, nursing will fix that. You’ll be drinking in no time.”